so i was in kindergarten

like the first week a school. 

a gorgeous bitch like me decked out in lisa frank. 

had my bookbag on my desk because you know i wasnt puttin my fly shit on the floor.

this filthy light skinned bitch decides she wants to stuff her face with strawberry filled cookies at lunch. 

come reading time this nasty bitch throws up on my goddamn bookbag b. 

i got up, pulled out her chair to move her out the way and i shake the excess of her vomit off of my book bag onto the floor in front of her 

while i’m doing this i start to yell

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY WOULD YOU THROW UP ON MY BAG? WHY DIDN’T YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL THE TEACHER???”

then i leave and go to the bathroom to wash my shit off.

the bitch’s name was venus

filthy ass ho

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